This is What’s Wrong with America

Ladies and Gentlement, I present to you…the hard reporting of American Journalism:

Look, not all of us can save the world, you know? Some of us are born merely to report the fashion repeat choices of royalty. 

I read somewhere that the British aren’t nearly as obsessed with royalty as Americans. Which makes sense, as Americans tend to want what they don’t have. Of course, we were at one point owned by the British royalty, so we kind of effed up our chances of having royalty by giving them the heave-ho with the whole American Revolution. Of course, the British could really criticize our journalism technqiues since their newspaper, News of the World, is you know, hacking voicemails and medical records illegally. 

I’d write more, but I need to go for a run. I read the article below on CNN this morning and I’m hoping to audition! Not.

Le sigh.